I'm taking a class to become a "Master Composter."
I quit my job some time ago and have been out of work for a while, so now when people ask me what I am doing, I say, "I'm working on my Master's."
"What? Are you getting an MBA or something?"
"No, I'm getting an MC --- Master Composter!"
Some people find this amusing and interesting, while others think I should apply myself more diligently to finding a job, but those people do not understand the importance of what I am doing.
A Master Composter not only becomes an expert in making compost, but also masters the art of teaching others how to compost. A Master Composter is something like the Yoda of compost. He is a powerful Jedi of compost, but he also teaches his apprentice to compost as well.
"Master, how shall I turn this pile of compost?"
"The fork must you use."
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Hey Yoda,
Shouldn't that be, "The fork must you use." --?
~DRenger
Dixie, I think you might be right. "The fork must you use," not "The fork you must use." I never really mastered Yoda-speak, so I guess I am not yet a Jedi. I'm going to correct it.
The fork use you must
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