Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work

Apparently this guy got his frined to shoot him so he didn't have to go in to work.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080301/D8V4D90O0.html

Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work
Feb 29, 10:56 PM (ET)

PASCO, Wash. (AP) -
What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.

The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.

This dumbass has to be disappointed that he didn't get a Darwin Award out of this. With better aim, his "friend" could have killed him outright or at least shot his balls off so we could keep the gene pool clear of his stupidity mutation.

Honestly though, your job has to be pretty crappy if you'd rather be shot than go in to work. And if it is that crappy, who cares if you lose your job over a drug test? I guess I'm just going to make myself crazy if I keep trying to find any logic in this.